The art of art thievery [x]

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i give up

i’m doing it in lunch

I JUST

IT TELLS YOU TO USE THE BOOK

THE ANSWERS AREN’T IN THE FUCKING BOOK

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Tagged as: must not start crying. i have to finish all this.

santanadelrey:

evarren:

To bake you cookies at least twice a year and kiss you whenever and where ever you want.

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Tagged as: omg.

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

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